The Secret World of Stapler Enthusiasts

Forget coffee clubs—there’s an underground movement sweeping breakrooms everywhere: stapler fandom! From retro chrome to limited-edition neon, these plucky paper-stackers unite enthusiasts in the ultimate office collectors’ club. No other office tool inspires such devotion (and occasional fierce debate) as the humble stapler—after all, why just fasten papers when you can fasten hearts?

Staple Festivities

And let’s not forget the monthly Stapler Swap, which has been known to get heated when a translucent-rose model is up for grabs. Members host late-night YouTube unboxings and review the newest models for grip comfort and staple gun velocity. Rumor has it a mythical golden stapler exists, bestowed only upon the Office Hero of Q4 (or Dave from accounting, no one is sure).

Is this obsession excessive? Possibly. Is it fun? Unquestionably. Next time you staple, remember: some use tape, but the real office artists click. May your staples always be straight, and your reloads swift—staple on, friends!