The Case of the Disappearing Tupperware: Tales from the Communal Fridge

Each office hides a mystery: Tupperware containers enter the communal fridge, but do they ever emerge again? These plastic relics stack up, each with a story (or at least, a label saying "Don’t Touch – Dave"). If you’ve ever experienced the chilling sensation of opening the bottom drawer only to find a rogue fork or fossilized pasta, you’re not alone.

Fridge Forensics

Lunch sleuths keep watch for container bandits, while seasoned veterans recognize the subtle art of fridge stacking—place your lunch behind the mysterious yogurt from 2022 for added camouflage. Expeditions into the chilly unknown often reveal ancient soup, a petrified bagel, and occasionally, the forbidden cheese wedge.

If you find a container that belongs to no one and everyone, you’re not alone. It’s just another chapter in the never-ending epic of the lunchroom fridge. Next time, guard your leftovers closely, trust no one (except the janitor), and remember: in the end, only Tupperware survives.